I had my first massage class today. It was mostly anatomy - talking about the major muscle groups. Now most people who know about my latest pursuit ask me one question - WHY?
I like spas and massages. Now, this indulgence of mine costs me quite a bit every year. Recently a masseuse who I have been going to for months mentioned how going through massage school she had to give several massages. And, wait for it, she had to receive an equal number of them. Approximately 3-5 a week.
CHA CHING!!!
I know opportunity when I see one. With her help I found a class that has mostly intermediate level pupils studying massage. I am on my way to not only learning this art that will be put to good use (ahem!) but I'll get some free massages on the way.
After my first class, Thea and I went to Urth.
T: What's the deal with this massage thing you've got going on?
Me: Nothing. Just a way to get free massages. And meet some ladies. 13 of the 15 people in class were twenty-something cuties y'know.
T: You're such a pig!! Everything you do is for profit. I'd never believe that you could raise a finger for others if I didn't know you better.
Me: I'll raise a finger to you...
T: F#%k you!
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