Friday, October 17, 2008

The Mexican

From my 2008 travelogue to the "dark" continent!

As she got on the plane, she gave me one of those smiles. A smile makes you tingly all over. Fries your neural circuitry. Makes your heart go "thud" for a moment. God gave that woman a smile that tasered people into utter confusion.

Sitting in first class, 2C, to be precise on Virgin jet, I was just about ready to say goodbye to the real world for a couple of days. The plane had been fashionably late. When I asked a member of the air crew why Virgin was always late. He smiled, and then retorted, "That's because Virgins never come, Sir!"

An airline with an attitude. This is what America needs. As the gate closed, one of the flight crew brought that girl with the lethal smile over to first class. You can have 2D, the flight attendant cooed. This time I would return her smile, but her eyes got me this time.

As we glanced at each other, our eyes made contact. She had the look. The look that makes a second seem like eternity. The look that makes you want to never stop looking.

I went back to my movie. I was watching Sex and Lucia. An art film recommended by a friend. Little did I know what I was getting into.

"I like that movie. Pretty intense!"

We introduced ourselves. Her name was Zelda, short for Esmerelda.

"So you're Spanish, like the actress in this movie?"

NO! I am Mexican. Spanish girls fuck with their breasts, Mexican girls, we fuck with our hips. Can't you tell.

She was forward. I was on the back foot and laughed off my lack of a comeback. She made my long haul flight go by very quickly, not to mention I have a new appreciation for Mexican women.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Sarah Palin's High School Transcript!!!

Prior to marrying Todd Palin, she was known as Sarah Heath. Here's her SAT score report from 1982. A GPA of 2.2, a C average high school grade and a 39% percentile score on the SAT. I don't have high expectations of our politicians, but seriously, couldn't John McCain have picked a better running mate.

Come on America! It's time we elected someone who is qualified and has the intellect to bring America back from the brink of disaster that the Republicans have brought us to in the past 8 years. Give the dems the next 4 years, the only way to go from here is up. W made sure of that, now it's your turn to punish the party that is responsible for making you worry about your job, money and ability to live a financially secure life.

Everyone's counting on YOU!!

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Bringin' Mavericky Back!

I hate John McCain for making Maverick sound so eh! When I heard the word Maverick before, I thought of Tom Cruise, fast fighter jets and kissing hot flight instructors on motorcycles. Not so much anymore.

The word Maverick is being abused. There's nothing mavericky about John McCain. Did he fly a plane upside down? Did he date a woman who was 6 inches taller than he was? Did he make tighty whities sexy?

The answer is NO! America needs to take the Maverickyness back from McCain and restore the word to its former glory.

Nothing personal John. You just aint got it!